I got dreams, big ones

I'm gonna bust out of this place, start a new life in Spain, maybe open up a bar.

Who you looking at?

Think you're hard? Go on, try it ...

Obey me ...

... because that's a blue-laser death ray gun round my neck.

Settle down, junior...

Wake me and I put you up for adoption.

Don't get cute with me

The kid is not my son.

Gentle round the ears, son

Silky and smooth for my hot date with dude cat.

I was desperate for that drink.

Can't get it right with the tongue, it all sort of unravels. Uncool.

I'm kinda spacing out right now

Gotta look sober - how much did he put in my drink?

My fetish, my way...

My own plastic bag. I love you, plastic bag. Can love ever be wrong?

I'm hanging on for love

How desperate do I look? I gotta learn from Mr. Dude cat - chicks like you to be standoffish.

Sneaking a sly peek at cool dude

Look at me, will you? I'm being so obvious, but I can't help it. He's so tanned and buff...

Dude cat - I know I'm cool

I'm the neighbourhood dude cat -I'm handsome, charming - all the chicks dig me.