Control Freak

Cats drop hints. Subtle hints, usually. You think it's you who decides about feeding times, that she will eat when you are good and ready, and you give yourself a pat on the back for your firm approach to pet discipline. But then you look up from your computer monitor and realise that actually you're now in the kitchen, opening up a tin of food. And the only thing you remember in between is that earlier she floated for an instant somewhere in your peripheral visual field as you stared at the screen.